mr liar adzvydc wmw udr pggvpb,
ad cv ziar cpmr pudryvb tvpb:
"lpuipbt rypc" dy, cypr p fpiky!
mra pirydb aydifw rpjv p gdftkbpgy.
$$$
it just somehow did not appear, 
so we must wait another year: 
"january thaw" oh, what a laugh! 
its author should take a polygraph.
